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Click for a picture	Rev Jen's Book	The undiscovered literary masterpiece, Sex Symbol for the Insane.	$12.00
Click for a picture	Rev Jen T-Shirt	Impress your friends on the Lower East Side with this hot, new look. What better way to support the Avant-Garde than to emblazon an image of their leader upon your chest!	$12.00	Buy A Shirt! (small) Buy A Shirt! (medium) Buy A Shirt! (large) Buy A Shirt! (XL)
Click for a picture	Rev Jen Manties	Men's underwear. Maybe you're too old to fit into those underoos you wore back in the day, but you're never too old to sport these fun briefs. Rev Jen spices up regular old Hanes briefs by adding an image of herself along with the phrase, "Rev Jen [heart]'s me" . Ladies will dig you even more when they see you support the arts!	$8.00	Buy Manties! (small) Buy Manties! (medium) Buy Manties! (large)
No picture yet	Rev Jen Lunchbox	Make your co-workers green with envy, or simply take it to a rave.	$8.00
No picture yet	Rev Jen Buttons	A charming accessory.	$3.00
No picture yet	Rev Jen Keychain	Makes opening up the door or turning on the car more fun than it already is.	$3.50
No picture yet	Rev Jen Calendar	Sorry they're so expensive, but I haven't been able to steal a copy-card yet. Thirteen color pinups that are sure to make your year a little brighter	$16.00
No picture yet	Rev Jen Beauty Kit	This do-it-yourself kit is a great item if you've ever wondered how Rev Jen does it. It provides you with a special ear training kit, and instructions on how to apply them. Spirit gum included. Also includes a gentle butt-hair detangler!	$25.00
No picture yet	Rev Jen Necklace	A classic photo of Rev Jen is surrounded by a tiny gold frame, and hangs in an elegant manner from a lime-green plastic chain.	$7.50
No picture yet	Rev Jen Poster	A delightful montage of everyone's fave sex symbol for the insane. Hot! Hot! Hot!	$5.00
No picture yet	Troll Shampoo	If you're like Rev Jen, you're worried about the appearance of your sacred troll collection. That's why it's important to keep their colorful locks shiny with this mild formula created by Rev Jen.	$7.00
No picture yet	Rev Jen's Greatest Hits	Spoken word at its finest. Tune in and tune out. (audio cassette)	$7.00
No picture yet	Enrollment in the Haltel Motor Lodge & Art School	This is the most priceless item on the list - nothing's more important than your education. The Haltel will be an urban oasis where art stars can be taught by none other than Rev Jen herself. It hasn't been built yet...	$12,000.00 per semester

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